Never thought I'd say this
But… go fucking go, Joe Satriani!
Ever since I walked into Ikea (I think it was) and thought I heard a muzak version of Kraftwerk’s “Computer World” that turned out to be some fucking Coldplay song, I’ve been waiting for someone to come out of the woodwork and take them down. It probably won’t happen because the accuser always looks like a bitter-ass has-been scraping for coin that he can’t manage to get otherwise. And Joe Satriani… doubly so.
The worst part for the Satch is probably what’s stopped any other potential Coldplay attackers: you have to admit that whatever you wrote was boring enough for Coldplay to rip off in the first place.
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